Sunday, June 14, 2026

Crypto mining in the age of AI

The Old Miners — Manddminers22 

 It started, as many of Marco's adventures do, with an irresistible idea. 

 In early 2022, somewhere between managing a multi-account investment portfolio, writing novels, and keeping tabs on geopolitical thesis plays, Marco stumbled onto unmineable.com — a website that promised something almost too good to be true: let your idle computer mine cryptocurrency while you sleep. No technical wizardry required. No expensive mining rigs. Just a slow old PC, a dream, and the faint hum of a processor doing something useful for once. 

The coin of choice was obvious. Dogecoin. The people's crypto. The meme that Elon Musk had blessed with a wink and a tweet, sending it to the moon and back several times over. Was it a joke? Probably. Did that matter? Absolutely not. 

The point was never the money. The point was the story. Grandpa was a crypto miner. That was the whole thesis. Marco set up the miner on his mother's old PC — slow, dusty, past its prime, but still breathing. He named the operation with characteristic flair: manddminers22. Marco and Darlene, miners, 2022. He configured the worker, pointed it at the DOGE chain, and let it run. 166.67 hashes per second on the RandomX algorithm, one worker online, connected to one algorithm, doing its quiet computational duty day after day.